Why Elk Have Long Antlers
How to relieve athlete's itch in the animal world
QuotaBillsGrab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker
Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker
A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash
Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright
It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke
We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna
There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis