Why Elk Have Long Antlers

Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis