Wet Suit Danger
Why you should never fart in a wet suit
QuotaBillsWe are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut
The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall
There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw
Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter
There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale
The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm
I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it,
but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo
One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy