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Wet Suit Danger

Why you should never fart in a wet suit

Wet Suit Danger thanks to Bob Tasse

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We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides


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