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Wet Suit Danger

Why you should never fart in a wet suit

Wet Suit Danger thanks to Bob Tasse

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We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides


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