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Wet Suit Danger

Why you should never fart in a wet suit

Wet Suit Danger thanks to Bob Tasse

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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat not sore is worse. - American Proverb

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Wherever there is danger, there lurks opportunity; whenever there is opportunity, there lurks danger. The two are inseparable. They go together. - Earl Nightingale


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