Wet Suit Danger
Why you should never fart in a wet suit
QuotaBillsDanger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb
The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly
Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat not sore is worse. - American Proverb
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann
An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill
Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale
The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm
It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd
A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum
One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti
The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides