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Well Heeled Shoe

From the Imelda Marcos shoe collection

Well Heeled Shoe thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Shoes for well-heeled shoppers

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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie


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