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Wedding Invitation

Regrettable invitation to whatsherface's wedding

Wedding Invitation thanks to Cathy Young

But I'm not bitter!

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

If you call one wolf, you invite the pack. - Bulgarian Proverb

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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