Wedding Invitation

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf