Water Taxi

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Flood: A river too big for its bridges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend