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Water Taxi thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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