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Walking Tree

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Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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