Waiting For Dinner

Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright