Waiting For Dinner
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QuotaBillsDinner is poured. - WC Fields
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson
The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.