Waiting For Dinner

Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.