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Venice on a Shoestring Budget

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Venice on a Shoestring Budget thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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