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QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik