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Urban Camper

Cheap city living - only a parking spot away

Urban Camper thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Who needs a hotel when you can street sleep

Everything went fine until the night street cleaning crew came along with their water hoses...

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Loyalty is a two-way street. - Red Auerbach

Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

A dead-end street is a good place to turn around. - Naomi Judd

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Mental Block: A street on which several psychiatrists live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there. - Steven Wright

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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