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Underwater Golf

Some golfers will never get a hole in one!

Underwater Golf thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What scuba divers do on their breaks

World's first underwater golf tournament (Zuohai Aquarium in Fuzhou city, Fujian province, China) involved five players in a 50 foot deep tank

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I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Rebate: Putting another worm on the hook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

Putting Green: Great oaths from little acorns grow. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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