'Underneath That' Cake
Try out Wal-Mart Bakery's new 'Underneath Cake'
[This is how the conversation went...]
Wal-Mart Employee: “Hello ’dis Walmart, how can I help you?”
Customer: “I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”
Wal-Mart Employee: “What you want on the cake?”
Customer: “Best Wishes Suzanne”, and underneath that, “we will miss you.”
QuotaBillsLet them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess
My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown
I really wanted the MTV Award the most, It was a golden popcorn container and it looks really neat. - Kirsten Dunst
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield
I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake. - Maria Sharapova
I'm a very keen baker; I pride myself on my cakes. I go along the classic sponge line, but I like to jazz it up: I've made some psychedelic birthday cakes. - Greg Rutherford
I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters. - Debbie Macomber
A happy life is made up of little things - a gift sent, a letter written, a call made, a recommendation given, transportation provided, a cake made, a book lent, a check sent. - Carol Holmes
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright