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Lego's first Kenworth Bionicle

Truck Art thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

This one's exhausting to look at

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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