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Truck Art

Lego's first Kenworth Bionicle

Truck Art thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

This one's exhausting to look at

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone


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