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Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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