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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Theater: House of thrill repute - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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