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the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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