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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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