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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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