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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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