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Champions train. Losers complain. - Unknown

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat. - Herschel Walker

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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