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All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine


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