QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage
Towel: Gets wetter the more it dries - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson
Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn
Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson
The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown
The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay
Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison
Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee
I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen
A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde
All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller
It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin
The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites
What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali
Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens
I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog
'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid
If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon
To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce
Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com