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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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