Remember that cute little Coppertone girl with her dog pulling on her blue bathing suit bottoms during the late 50's and throughout the 60's? Well, she's all grown up now, and is living in Naples, Florida...
QuotaBillsI surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian
Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb
Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg
She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin
Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli
I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar
Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. - Zig Ziglar
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien