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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown
The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike
Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock