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The Perfect Dog

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Today would be a perfect day to be a butterfly. - Unknown

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. - George Bernard Shaw

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. - Ted Turner

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect! - Unknown

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru


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