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The Honey Truck thanks to Don Delcourt

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Buzz Saw: A honey of a tool. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living is like licking honey off a thorn. - Unknown

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage. - Indiana Jones

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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