QuotaBillsLiving is like licking honey off a thorn. - Unknown
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown
If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on. - Steven Wright
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid
It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump
The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon