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Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

A word to the wise is infuriating. - Hunter S Thompson

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

You cannot reason people out of a position that they did not reason themselves into. - Ben Goldacre

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey


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