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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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