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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

We are in the extreme centre, the radical middle. That is our position. - Pierre Trudeau

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

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