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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

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We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw


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