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A well-balanced relationship on the farm

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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