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Teamwork

A well-balanced relationship on the farm

Teamwork thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Big friend performs tire-less service

Some days you just need your wife!
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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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