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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

The more you understand silence, that's where the balance comes. - Rick Rubin

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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