Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes