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Surf Lessons thanks to joe-kster

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

But the ultimate lesson is just sit down and write. - Wole Soyinka

The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun. - Phil Edwards

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven. - Robert Downy, Jr.

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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