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Surf Lessons thanks to joe-kster

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

But the ultimate lesson is just sit down and write. - Wole Soyinka

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is "never try." - Homer Simpson

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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