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Surf Lessons thanks to joe-kster

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

But the ultimate lesson is just sit down and write. - Wole Soyinka

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun. - Phil Edwards

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven. - Robert Downy, Jr.

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is "never try." - Homer Simpson

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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