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Summer Headstand

Why walk on water when you can use your head?

Summer Headstand thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nose Dive Olympics - watered down version

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

After a man passes 60, his mischief is mainly is his head. - Edgar W Howe

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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