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Summer Headstand

Why walk on water when you can use your head?

Summer Headstand thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

In summer, the song sings itself. - William C Williams

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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