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Summer Headstand

Why walk on water when you can use your head?

Summer Headstand thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nose Dive Olympics - watered down version

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Capsize: Head measurement. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

After a man passes 60, his mischief is mainly is his head. - Edgar W Howe

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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