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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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