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Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

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Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer


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