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Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

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The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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