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Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

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A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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