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Stern Warning - a Not Yacht

Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor

Stern Warning - a Not Yacht thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

65’ custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 staterooms, a state-of-the-art galley, GPS system and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines... $7.5 million

Stern Warning - a Not Yacht thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

“Soon-To-Be Owners” Celebration Champagne for the excited “soon to be owners and a small group of friends... $1,500.00 Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging... $2,500/hour complete with faulty $35 turnbuckle. (Note the guy in stern)

Stern Warning - a Not Yacht thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Watching your $7.5 million dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by corporate reps from the company that built it just prior to “inking” the final paperwork... PRICELESS! ... and a sigh of relief for NOT being responsible for the OIL LEAK

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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Horse Hearse

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Canned Art

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High Wire Bear Feeder

Manitoba Thunderstorm

Watermelon Shark

Curses, Foiled Again

Recipe Holder

Where Do You Want To Eat?

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Melting Kayak

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