QuotaBillsPolice do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff