QuotaBillsMake crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell