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Spot the Mistake

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Spot the Mistake thanks to Mark Coppini

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

We made too many wrong mistakes. - Yogi Berra

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

A mistake is evidence that you have tried. - Amish Saying

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

A mistake is simply another way of doing things. - E B White

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on. - Les Brown

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

In my experience of large enterprises, I have found it is often a mistake to try to settle everything at once. - Winston Churchill

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

It is not easy, but you have to be willing to make mistakes. And the earlier you make those mistakes, the better. - Jane Cahill Pfeiffer

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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