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Spot the K-Mart Shopper

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Spot the K-Mart Shopper thanks to Roy Taylor

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork. - Sam Ewing

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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