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Spot the K-Mart Shopper

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

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The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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