Spot the K-Mart Shopper

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens