Spot the K-Mart Shopper

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens