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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

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The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

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Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork. - Sam Ewing

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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