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Spot the K-Mart Shopper

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Spot the K-Mart Shopper thanks to Roy Taylor

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In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork. - Sam Ewing

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath


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