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Wearing out runners isn't a problem when the runners outrun you!

Sport Shoe Car thanks to Bob Tasse

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We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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