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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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