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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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