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Spider Time

Do you know why Spider Time goes so fast?

Spider Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Normal clocks have 2 hands, but spider clocks have 8 legs

“Mom, do you know where my pet spider went? I’m running out of time.”
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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Wait for the wisest of counselors, time. - Pericles

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. - Mignon McLaughlin

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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