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Spider Time

Do you know why Spider Time goes so fast?

Spider Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Normal clocks have 2 hands, but spider clocks have 8 legs

“Mom, do you know where my pet spider went? I’m running out of time.”

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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. - Will Rogers

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar


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