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Soured Love

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Soured Love thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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