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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

You can only get good at chess if you love the game. - Bobby Fischer

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. - John Keats

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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