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Soured Love

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Soured Love thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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