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Soured Love

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Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Every great love starts with a great story. - Nicholas Sparks

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you. - Loretta Young

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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