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I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling


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