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All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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