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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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