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Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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