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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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