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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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