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Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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