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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar


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