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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson


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