Snail Time

We feast on time as time feasts on us. - Maria Popova

I wasted time; now time doth waste me. - William Shakespeare

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals. - H.L. Mencken

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

I'm just a person who forgives and forgets. I have a hard time holding grudges. - Zachery Ty Bryan

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell