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Snail Time

Clock for days that just never end

Snail Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How many ring hours 'til your shift is done?

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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized. - Archie Bunker

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Within you there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time. - Hermann Hesse

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I look carefully the second time into those things that I am most certain of the first time. - Josh Billings

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When you run the marathon, you run against the distance, not against the other runners and not against the time. - Haile Gebrelassie

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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