Snail Time

Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

One sees things for the first time only once. - Theodore H White

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant