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Sky Board Easel

Artist easel for perfect daylight paintings

Sky Board Easel thanks to Mike King

Use Benjamin Moore paint to easel-y meet your skylight dreams

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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