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Sky Board Easel

Artist easel for perfect daylight paintings

Sky Board Easel thanks to Mike King

Use Benjamin Moore paint to easel-y meet your skylight dreams

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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