Shoelusion

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Ego Trip: Stumbling over your own feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner