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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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