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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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