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Senior Protesters

Union rally for retired senior citizens

Senior Protesters thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I never forgive, but I always forget. - Arthur Balfour

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale


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