Senior Protesters

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - Henry David Thoreau

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster