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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - Henry David Thoreau

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou


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