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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I never forgive, but I always forget. - Arthur Balfour

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - Henry David Thoreau

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

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