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Union rally for retired senior citizens

Senior Protesters thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

To forgive is not to forget. - Mohandas Gandhi

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale


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