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Union rally for retired senior citizens

Senior Protesters thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I never forgive, but I always forget. - Arthur Balfour

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Can you really forgive if you can't forget? - Sarah J Parker

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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