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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces over all the mean worry of housekeeping. - Rudyard Kipling

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs. - Oscar Wilde

Women who are confident of their abilities are more likely to succeed than those who lack confidence, even though the latter may be much more competent and talented and industrious. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

All successful people, men and women, are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. - Brian Tracy


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