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Search and Rescue - Dry Run

Just add water to your next good deed!

Search and Rescue - Dry Run thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When you next rescue someone, try not to forget any of the essentials

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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