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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright