Safest Place In Canada

But first, donuts. - Unknown

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be. - Norman Mailer

He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry