QuotaBillsDonut give up. - Homer Simpson
Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown
Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood
Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell
Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown
Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier
An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin
I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown
Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown
Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber
My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy
There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be. - Norman Mailer
He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca
If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown
Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers. - Unknown
Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson
Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais
The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor
In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler
You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan
Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith? - Archie Bunker
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin
Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson
The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike
I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain
The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho
I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell
I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman
Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood
Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler
I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell
Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis