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Safest Place In Canada

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Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be. - Norman Mailer

He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers. - Unknown

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith? - Archie Bunker

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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