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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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