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Romantic Table

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Romantic Table thanks to Karen Moore

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I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

I love her and that's the beginning and end of everything. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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