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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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