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Romantic Table

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Romantic Table thanks to Karen Moore

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Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling


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