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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

I hate to write, but I love to have written. - Robert Louis Stevenson

We love because it is the only true adventure. - Nikki Giovanni

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown


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