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Romantic Table

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Romantic Table thanks to Karen Moore

Shopping Mall ambience in Buenos Aires, Argentina

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

My favorite romantic comedy is 'When Harry Met Sally.' - Ginnifer Goodwin

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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