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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy


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