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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy


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