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Rising To The Occasion

Young Jethro aspiring to be a Ladder Day Saint

Rising To The Occasion thanks to Mike King

Upward Mobility - set your goals high

Take up life’s challenges one rung at a time
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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

With enough courage you can do without a reputation. - Margaret Mitchell

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah


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