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Rising To The Occasion

Young Jethro aspiring to be a Ladder Day Saint

Rising To The Occasion thanks to Mike King

Upward Mobility - set your goals high

Take up life’s challenges one rung at a time

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

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