QuotaBillsMarry money. - Max Shulman
He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb
The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid
Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner
Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon
Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker
The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner
If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw
All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire
Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse
Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh
Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid
After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando
Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose
The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch
A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed
A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason
I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah
There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams
A miser is a person who lives within his income. He is also called a magician. - Unknown
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb
It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump
If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler
Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce