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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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