Rich Man's Hobby

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump