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Rich Man's Hobby

Exercise for a millionaire

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

A miser is a person who lives within his income. He is also called a magician. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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