Rich Man's Hobby

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

A miser is a person who lives within his income. He is also called a magician. - Unknown

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com