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Redneck Swamp Bike

Bubba talks finance when he goes biking - it's all about inflation

Redneck Swamp Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Redneck Swamp Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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